do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
WHAT ARE YOU
japanese dwarf flying squirrel
I WANT FIFTY
fifty is too many. you may have four.
can i have five?
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
hOLY SHIT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN PHINEAS’ KNACK FOR EXPERIMENTS AND BUILDING THINGS!!!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.